Friday Shower Thoughts 4/7/17


Sometimes our most profound thoughts come to us in the shower.. here’s the best we could find this week

  • As a loyal customer, I feel really ripped off when companies have a promotion for new customers but offer nothing for customers who have been with them for years.
  • Airports should have small movie theaters for layovers. They would make a killing.
  • If I see Google in a show/movie I think nothing of it, but if I see Bing, I know it’s product placement.
  • Being scared to end a relationship is like receiving the “are you sure you want to quit, any unsaved progress will be lost” pop up for the game of life
  • The man bun is the mullet of the millennials.
  • When I was 14, I thought I was so cool because I hung out with 20 year olds. Now that I’ve grown up I’ve realized that they were weirdos for hanging out with me.
  • You’re supposed to become a pro after 10,000 hours but I’m 175,200 hours into life and still have no idea what I’m doing

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