Friday Shower Thoughts 4/14/17

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As we all know, some of our most profound thoughts come to us in the shower… here is the best we could find this week….

  • You can see a bad toupée, but you’ll never see a good one.
  • I regret every minute I didn’t have a toothache and wasn’t grateful
  • I use the term “ladies first” almost exclusively with male friends.
  • If a butterfly flapping its wings can cause a storm on the other side of the world, then my dog’s farts must be responsible for some heinous weather in India.
  • Car alarms should be able to be customized just like ring tones, so that you can know when your car specifically is being robbed.
  • I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled with my thumbs.

 

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