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Friday Shower Thoughts 4/14/17

Friday Shower Thoughts 4/14/17

As we all know, some of our most profound thoughts come to us in the shower... here is the best we could find this week.... You can see a bad toupée, but you'll never see a good one. I regret every minute I didn't have a toothache and wasn't grateful I use the term "ladies first" almost exclusively with ...

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Friday Shower Thoughts 4/7/17

Friday Shower Thoughts 4/7/17

Sometimes our most profound thoughts come to us in the shower.. here's the best we could find this week As a loyal customer, I feel really ripped off when companies have a promotion for new customers but offer nothing for customers who have been with them for years. Airports should have small movie ...

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Friday Shower Thoughts 3/10/17

Friday Shower Thoughts 3/10/17

Sometimes our most profound thoughts come to us in the shower... here's the best we could find this week... Conspiracy theorists say "don't believe what they tell you" but then proceed to try and make you believe a theory I hate having to prove to a robot that I am not a robot. Reach for the stars, ...

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Friday Shower Thoughts for 3/3/17

Friday Shower Thoughts for 3/3/17

Sometimes your best thoughts come to you in the shower... here's a collection of the best we could find this week.. George Washington led an army against Great Britain so that one day we could stuff tiny portraits of him into stripper's underwear When you're entering your password to login to a website, ...

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Friday Shower Thoughts 2/17/17

Friday Shower Thoughts 2/17/17

Sometimes our best thoughts come to us in the shower... here's the best we could find this week Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself. Even if I agree with your bumper sticker 100%, I still think less of you for having a bumper sticker. ...

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Friday Shower Thoughts 2/10/17

Friday Shower Thoughts 2/10/17

Sometimes our most profound thoughts come to us in the shower... here's the best from this week It's funny how those pastors on TV stretch out their hands and everybody falls to the ground, except for the cameramen. Everyone in my life says "I wish I was rich so I didn't have to do anything all day" but I ...

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Friday Shower Thoughts 2/3/17

Friday Shower Thoughts 2/3/17

Sometimes your most profound thoughts come to you in the shower, here is a collection of the best we could find this week. Wearing someone else underwear seemed gross even after laundering it, but using fork and spoon in restaurant that has been placed into hundreds of different strangers mouth doesn't bother ...

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Friday Shower Thoughts 1/27/17

Friday Shower Thoughts 1/27/17

Sometimes our best thoughts come to us in the shower, here is a list of the best we could find this week. The Onion might go bankrupt because they can't compete against the reality now It sucks if you're smart enough to realize you're not as smart as you want to be. If someone offered to pay for my food ...

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Friday Shower Thoughts 1/20/17

Friday Shower Thoughts 1/20/17

Sometimes our best thoughts come to us in the shower... here's a collection of the best from this week. Vehicles today can surf the web, link to your phone, stream music and videos, etc.. but they still can't perform a simple database lookup to tell you what the check engine light is on for. Some women ...

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Friday Shower Thoughts for 1/13/17

Friday Shower Thoughts for 1/13/17

Sometimes our most profound thoughts come to us in the shower... here's a list of the best for this week. When people think about travelling to the past, they worry about accidentally changing the present, but no one in the present really thinks they can radically change the future If you're 24 years old, ...

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